what in the actual fuck is this
THINK IT’S A GUN?
THINK AGAIN FUCKER IT’S ACTUALLY TWO GUNS.
I made this a while back and didn’t mean for the guy to look like he’s just rolling in place… but he is.
the shaman pokemon
OH NO!! THE SLOW WALKING SKELETON THAT PROBABLY WEIGHS LIKE 5 LBS AND CAN BE EASILY BLOWN AWAY BY A GUST OF WIND IS SLOWLY WALKING TOWARDS ME. I BETTER MOVE IN HALF AN HOUR OR ELSE ITS GOING TO GET ME WITH ITS DEADLY PHALANGES.
NOOOOOOO NOT A SKELETON PUPPET
Aww, the Skeleton just wants some loving. Look at how happy he is. And this is how you respond?
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE UNDEAD THINGS.
don’t answer the doorbell
sometimes i wish i was a guy because gay love is so fucking adorable
davekat, at least
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.