I AM THE ALPHA LIZARD.

ryukotatsuma:

kaiju-emperor:

6lackranger:

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

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odinsnotwearingmakeup:

bigmammallama5:

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

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gaygothur:

pyrrhiccomedy:

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

backgroundnewsies:

prsephonies:

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

men’s perception of women lounging:

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women actually lounging

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zakeno:
“I wanted to animate my mantids!! Scully is an apex predator, and Cryptid… is learning…. 😅
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zakeno:

I wanted to animate my mantids!! Scully is an apex predator, and Cryptid… is learning…. 😅

reyohnaka:

warcraft is bad but its devs understood one thing, which is, if ur elves’ ears aren’t fetishistically huge you’re a coward and a bad designer

hellbabyfromhell:

TONIGHT… WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE BONG

medusabraids:

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jk rowling’s at it again